Any tips or ideas on what to do for Memorial Day?… I forgot what to do.What did the hamburger say to the hotdog on Memorial Day?… Let’s ketchup and relish this holiday!.It’s going to be a hot Memorial Day weekend, so our town’s ice store is having a liquidation sale.Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they? ( Grandparent Jokes & Army Jokes) My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans….What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! ( 4th of July Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes).In the military, how do you refer to children?… Infantry.Or else we’re going to have a lot of spare ribs. I hope it doesn’t rain on Memorial Day.What was the most popular dance in 1776?… Indepen-dance.The only traffic I plan to encounter this Memorial Day weekend is on the internet.What do army guys read on Memorial Day?… Magazine.
How many feet are in a yard?… It depends how many people have come to the Memorial Day barbecue.( Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids ) Memorial Day PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun.What kind of tea did the American colonists want?… Liberty.The biggest honor I can bestow upon America this Memorial Day is not taking my shirt off.On Memorial Day, the teacher asked the students, ”Do you know why God created wars?” Someone among students: To teach us, geography?! ( Geography Jokes).He stood with his hands on his hips and said. “One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free.” One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. The Memorial Day Weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism.I’m not changing my course.” The light signals back a final message: “I’m a lighthouse. You must change your course, sir.” Now the captain is mad. You must change your course, sir.” The light signals back, “I’m a Seaman First Class. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10 degrees west.” The light signals back, “Change yours, 10 degrees east.” The captain gets a little annoyed. A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship.Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” ( 180 School Jokes & 4th of July Jokes for Kids ).Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings! ( Memorial Day Knock Knock Jokes).Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Memorial Day jokes.May Guest Blogs / Top Guest Blogs / May Jokes/ Top May Pages / Top Pages ( Memorial Day Jokes) Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes / Top 50 Memorial Day Jokes.Find qualified tutors in your area today! My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers.
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